Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Adult Fable

① snake and the tortoise story

a big snake and a small snake is a friend.
this day they found a huge roadside turtle.
snake brothers think so big stature, but a good meal ah.
python wrote: I'll deal with him.
so python display their skills, the big turtle with a body wrapped tightly. The big turtle shell has long been indented in the body, despite how the python wrapped, they can not harm to the big turtle.
discouraged python, breathless climb up the side.
big turtle carefully exposed head, exposing his head in that moment, lightning in a small snake bite on his head turtle, large turtle shell hastily retracted. A few minutes later, however, because the poisoning death of a large turtle.
python wrote: wow! I spent so much effort has failed to hurt the turtle, but you easily done, ah.
small snake said: because I understand his point.
But still there is a problem the next big reduction in the turtle shell remains after death, snakes are devouring animals, but they can not take off the turtle's shell, had unhappy to leave the ... ... < br> This story tells us: Even if you're good at stalker, it may not be able to soak into the little girl, little girl to understand that we can.
This story also tells us: If you can not take off the girl's clothes, would not have to spend energy to soak her.



a male hermit crabs hermit crabs found a lot of empty shells, he gave the shell to clean up, make his own house.
hermit crab with a public house quickly found a female hermit crabs, they live happily in the big house.
they go out every day, happy mother of hermit crabs to free travel, food, and the public house hermit crabs carrying a heavy mother struggling with the hermit crabs in the behind. Female hermit crabs travel section of the road would stop and other public crabs.
This was not long lived, and one day followed by an unrestrained female hermit crab lobster with a walk and never came back, and hermit crabs can not leave his heavy public house, the mother could only watch hermit crab swimming away, swimming away, swimming away, gradually disappeared, but not ... ...
This story tells us: If you have a house, then you because of who the difficulty will be reduced.
This story also tells us: If your house becomes your burden, then the rest of your life will become miserable. So, when deciding whether to buy a house first stage weigh the gain and loss.


③ Do not think that guy will only hurt a naive girl
beautiful saw a snake in the water's edge with beautiful patterns, ultra-good frog skin, can not help but give birth to the love of heart.
snake on frogs, said: We can exchange it?
frog wrote: OK good.
so both of them living together.
One day, they sleep, snake involuntarily in his sleep with a body wrapped up the frog, the frog feels to be suffocated to struggling with two strong and powerful hind legs kicking in heavily snake's belly, playing out, and then quickly fled, never to return.
sad snake keep good body injuries, but injuries can not keep a good heart, she had a handsome beautiful frog fear that will be hurt, since she was living the single life.
this day, an ugly toad found a snake, that she is very beautiful, can not help but give birth to the love of the heart.
toad on the snake, said: We can exchange it?
snake looked at the ugly toad, that was sincere in his eyes, her lonely heart sinking, shook, and she thought this toad so ugly, she should cherish such a beautiful snake, and so she said: Okay.
so both of them living together.
One day, they sleep, snake involuntarily in his sleep with a body wrapped up the toad, toad feel like choking to struggling, spitting out venom on his back, fired into the snake eyes, snake carried out by the pain body, toad took the opportunity to run away, never to return.
This story tells us: Do not think that guy will only hurt the girl, ugly girl will hurt the same, then the beautiful girl guy why you do not choose it?
This story also tells us: touching is appropriate, but if your requirements are too frequent and too much pressure to the men, then men will be scared of you.



④ swans and ducks
a beautiful swan one day fall on the floor, saw a robust duck, she was immediately only handsome impressed by the duck, she surprised her in the duck is different from the same appearance, different from her kind temperament, is so stylish, then the alternative.
Thus, swans to ducks show love. Flattered immediately accepted the love of ducks.
Since then, the swans and ducks live on the land, living in the mud side.
that noble and white swan feathers were dirty dirty day by day; Swan was not long before the swelling of the feet to walk the beautiful; Swan stroke lost in the clouds, blue sky wash.
Swan, could not, she always said: duck, duck, you learn to fly, ah, then we can fly together high in the sky with a.
ducks swans hard to learn to fly, but he is a duck, you want to fly, want to fly and the swans fly high as it is too hard, and he is really no willpower, so he gave up.
duck said: Swan, you caught me, took me to fly.
swan caught a duck, flapping wings, very, very difficult to fly the blue sky, flying in the sky while on the floor of the.
laughed duck, the duck that the sky is so beautiful scenery, the duck is really good to fall in love with a swan.
After that day, the ducks are called upon daily to take him swans fly overhead, and require longer and longer flying time, if the swan does not meet the requirements he gets angry.
tired because of love ducks swans, though physically and mentally fatigued, but still agreed to the requirements of ducks.
this day, letting ducks swans took him to take to the skies, reluctant to seize the duck flew up into the Swan, flying very high, high, high, and then bowed his head kissing swans a duck, on the feel surprised when the ducks, swans loose to seize the hand of a duck ... ...
This story tells us: everyone should know how to contentment, beauty willing to let you go on the good, do not asking for too much, not to on
This story also tells us: the story of the princess fell in love with poor boy is not no, but the outcome may not be so perfect. In any case, class is always there, good match is not necessarily a bad idea. Climbed to a rich girl will do to improve the quality of your life, but does not mean you can be free from struggle. Rich girl will let you fly so high, but it will let you die miserable.



⑤ lecherous man is not a shameful thing
a company has a new female colleague, was a glamorous young woman. Is transferred from the company's divisions, the divisions and corporate headquarters in two cities, but there will be some travel between each other.
other colleagues from the Division Office learned that the U.S. woman has been divorced, and life is more indulgence, with many men have an affair. So the company the two men, she will give birth to the idea of ​​men A and men ---- B. A U.S. man
young woman to wait until after work every day, and deliberately take the elevator with her, and then touches the United States took the opportunity to steal young woman's ass, or young woman in the chest touches the United States, or about the top U.S. woman ass. A man like this young woman to seduce the United States to meet with her purpose.
However, the United States or pretended not to know the young woman, or to the glare on him, A man eventually gave up. Man B beauty
understand why the young woman a divorce because her man is too weak, she likes strong men. One day in the elevator, he was rude to block the U.S. young woman, very direct when he said: I want to be your one-night stand. U.S. woman mouth fell open in surprise, a while back to normal, she promised a man B. Man B would then become a young woman in your family frequent visitor to the United States.
This story tells us: the opportunity there will always be reserved for people who are prepared to seize the opportunity to timely and correctly.
This story also tells us: a man is not a shameful thing lecherous, truly can not stand the wretched! Want to go on to have wonderful, we should! Do not insignificant and metamorphosis.



⑥ Do not think that is quite a culture, this story takes place in ancient times.
that there is a scholar at the restaurant to eat, see a prostitute, then Heart lust, desire on it.
Thus, the scholar cried red prostitutes: the Jizhe up!
prostitutes do not understand what he said,
scholar said: The price of geometry?
prostitutes only got a
scholar went on to say: Ru-yellow men, and body-color dried up, the price of your loss.
prostitutes criticized the sentence: loss of your mother! Turned around and left.
This story tells us: Do not think that is quite a culture, they would be despised by others.
This story also tells us: men lust is no shame, is loaded to force those people!



small as a baby elephant and the pig to travel, travel on the road met the same pig.
baby elephant watching pigs can not help but laugh and said: Your nose is so short, it was so funny, too bad, ha ha.
pig retorted: P laughing, ah, your nose so long, as long a J8-like face, but laughing.
two little guys laugh at each other before the trip, to continue their travel distance.
before they came to an apple, red apple covered with a large swelling of the apple tree canopy. Two little guys can not help but cross-flow saliva, salivate.
baby elephant to the tree, with his long nose down easily shot down by Apple. So two little ones happily eat.
pig ate wrote: So you hate the nose is not so Well, hey.
eating apples, they move on.
walked, they came to a piece of sweet potato land.
pig said: look at me.
finished, the pig with his nose to the arch, the arch arch ah, ah, the sweet potatoes are buried arch out. So two little ones happily eat.
elephant said as he ate: So your nose is not so bad Well, ha ha.
This story tells us: Do not always think their own is the best, do not always see the faults of others, we must learn to see the advantages of others, learn from each other, learning for its own purposes.
This story also tells us: Do not think that length is good, sometimes too good, oh short. Long have a sense of fulfillment, short of flexibility, each have their own Okay, you female friend ~ ~ ~ ~ (have any ideas ~ ~ ~ Khan!


⑧ vain, the sea not from
this day, and Cao Cao his wife in the open air restaurant.
the rice, Mr. Cao to the toilet, Cao wife left the dinner table one.
this time, a scruffy, unkempt man suddenly sat down opposite his wife Cao, Cao directed at his wife giggle, and said: beauty, I want you to do one night, hehe.
Cao wife Youjingyounu, then shouted: roll open, you rogue this smelly, crazy!
dirty man is still smiling, said: beauty, and I did it one night it, hehe.
cried Mrs. Cao, Cao quickly came back from the bathroom and saw dirty Men also surprised, rushed forward and will manhandled.
At this point, dirty man smiled and said: I just won the prize, I would like to spend a million and one night in this beautiful dry, hehe.
Cao an angry face changed a few times, eventually became a smile, he softly said: a million ah, do not know the hotel is to dry, Mr. or dry it in my home?
Mrs. Cao at this time also face became pale, his face obsequiousness to say: do not know the men and the women like Mr. the following formula, or type it on the male Maid?
just finished, I saw a white car parked in their side brakes , car men out of several white lab coat, dirty man tied to a car, then left, leaving only look surprised to Cao Cao and his wife face contempt of the diners at the next table.
this story Tell us: lies in concealing art.
This story also tells us: In the interests of the temptation, if the price to pay, we must first determine that they will be of interest, should not go considering the cost.



⑨ Do not ever think they smarter than others, how much a company
a man?? will be close to her, hoping to have relations with her.
Male Staff struggled to think, ah want to, and finally he thought of a way: the company is located in the basement of some office supplies, where people rarely go, and the sound works well ... ...
this day the only company Beauty and the male staff member and several other people in the overtime, male staff members would like the opportunity to come.
male staff to help with your beauty to the basement to get some office supplies on the grounds, with beautiful women came to the basement.
into the basement , the male staff did not notice the door to take advantage of beautiful women locked, and then shouted: Oops!
asked how a beauty?
male staff member said: This door was locked, the key can be opened from the inside, I forgot to bring the key, really bad ah.
beauty said: ah! how to do ah? us out without star attraction.
constant reassurance male staff member beauty, comfort comfort, two people to cuddle in the together, and then, two people worked together Dry Wood Fierce Fire ... ... something like a cloud, the two dressed.
man a cigarette, contentedly smoking, for his clever plan complacent.
this time, the beauty to speak: you have good, better than I previously thought to be great. In addition, to tell you, my sisters and I bet you can not hang on, I won, ha ha.
finished, the beauty from the clothes out of his pocket the key, opened the door, high-heeled shoes to go Da Da Da.
male staff members to stay in the basement stunned, shocked the wrong there.
tells us the story: never thought he much smarter than others , you receive interest from others, others may be more often received from you more benefits.
This story also tells us: Do not think that only men are the lustful In fact, women will lust.

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